Sexy Chef Michael Chernow Heats Up Our Kitchen with 'Food Porn'

You can get off your knees now, your prayers have been answered. This year, one of America's sexiest chefs will be bringing his porn-worthy meatballs to your kitchen. Chef Michael Chernow, the handsome founder of the Meatball Shop in New York City, has signed on to host Food Porn, a reality TV series documenting people's crazy social media obsession with decadent food photos. It's like Hoarders but with foodies. Food Porn is executive produced by Real Housewives star, Bethenny Frankel.

According to Variety, Michael Chernow will "search for the most buzzed about eats in America, as he meets everyday 'tastemakers,' the people behind the posts, to discover why the food photo was so popular and worthy of a #foodporn post."

Sounds stupid. What can you expect from a TV show based on a hashtag? But we'll watch anything with Michael Chernow and the word "porn" in the title. Let's just say, this chef can stuff whatever he wants in our mouths. I mean, just look at this dude. He should ditch #foodporn completely and just go straight to #realporn! Give us another reason to make his mouth-watering meatballs the talk of the town.