NSFW: Flexible Guys Get Into the Art of Autofellatio -- But Is It Gay?

Some truths are self evident: a dude going down on himself is fucking hot. If your fella can pull off autofellatio, we’re jealous. Not only does it indicate that he is incredibly flexible (which can be a big plus in the daring sex department), but it also requires a sizeable package. A win-win in our book. Related: Why Straight Guys Are Attracted to Other Guys

The art of autofellatio, or self-cocksucking, is not just the stuff of Tumblr porn. Flexible guys all over the country are loving (and sucking) themselves in ways they never thought physically possible. Whether they admit it or not, most males have tried to perform autofellatio at least once – if only to see if we can even make contact. For those flexible fuckers who are able to pull it off and like doing it, they’ve found a new level of self-love and pleasure. And this is not just a recent kink, either. The Egyptian gods are depicted sucking their own cock all the time.autofellatioThe one concern most men have about admitting that they love performing autofellatio has to do with associating cocksucking with homosexuality. They lick and like the taste so then they have to ask: does it make me gay? Or will I turn gay if I keep sucking myself off? If autofellatio is gay, then so is masturbating – and we all know where those hands have been, mister. Blowing yourself is not the same as giving another guy a blowjob, in the same way that jerking off is not the same as giving another guy a handjob.

Straight guys who are blessed enough to be able to pull off autofellatio, you shouldn’t be ashamed of your talents – you should be proud! Just know that you are not the only heterosexual man who gets off by sucking himself off. In fact, a poll taken by the proud members of the autofellatio community on Reddit (NSFW) shows that over 40 percent of autofellatio enthusiasts consider themselves "exclusively straight."autofellatio straight guysSo what are you waiting for? Time to bow down, baby. Just remember not to put too much stress on your back or neck muscles.