Straight Dude Getting Married to Older Gay Millionaire for Money, and Yes, They Have Sex
How far would you go to keep your bank account "topped up" each month? A young man is going insofar as to marrying a gay millionaire twice his age -- even though he's straight. "I'm a straight 24-year-old male who is engaged to a wealthy 51-year-old man. I'm in it for the money (and he knows that). I have no interest in a relationship with a woman, so I figure why not," the guy wrote as the opener for his Reddit Ask Me Anything (AMA) session. Why not, indeed!
The young Redditor met his future husband at the gym. After a few flirts, they came to an "arrangement" and have since established a "mutually beneficial relationship." The rich dude keeps the Redditor's bank account topped up each month ("...the amount of money I'm getting depends on how much I spend"). In return, the Redditor "fakes" a romantic relationship.
"We hold hands and shit. People would likely see us as a couple if they actually watched us for a period of time."
Although the romantic aspect of their relationship is very one-sided, the fucking is a two-man sport. The Redditor, however, claims he's straight, not bisexual, but he does admit that his life has divulged into the ultimate "gay for pay" scenario."I consider myself straight. I just don’t make a huge deal out of a dick going into an ass. Cause it's really not that big of a deal. Not my choice of ‘fun’, but it’s not like it's gonna be terrible and going in with that it's going to feel good physically regardless of if you’re attracted to dudes or chicks or both."
The wealthy 51-year-old is apparently worth around $12 million, according to his fiancé. Which I guess is a lot of money, but if you're going to marry someone for money, have it a least be a lot of money. Peter Thiel is worth $3 billion (just sayin').
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Even though the Redditor says "p-gasms [orgasm from penetration] can feel pretty awesome when I have them," he is still allowed to explore his heterosexual fantasies by hooking up with women as long as it happens outside the house. When the Redditor told his best friend about the perks of having a gay sugar daddy, the only thing she asked was, "Does he have any friends who are also rich?"