NSFW: This Guy Takes Photos to Capture the Secret Life of His Playful Penis

Do you ever wonder what you penis is up you when you're not looking (or jerking it)? This San Francisco photographer has given his penis a mighty personality and has the photos to prove it on his NSFW Tumblr, Things My Dick Does. Some of those things include dressing up like Batman, baking a cake, getting stuck inside a condom and being all needy as soon as football season starts (his penis prefers watching porn apparently).

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"I've always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am," the anonymous creator writes in his Tumblr blurb. "He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy."

Get an intimate glimpse at the secret life of this spunky little dude.

Photos: Things My Dick Does / Tumblr