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'Game of Thrones' sex toys to make your Jon Snow fantasy come true

'Game of Thrones' sex toys to make your Jon Snow fantasy come true

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The final season of Game of Thrones is finally upon us, and what better way to celebrate the epic conclusion of this pop culture event than with a bang. And by bang, we mean s-e-x.

Geeky Sex Toys has created a line of adult toys inspired by Game of Thrones appropriately titled Game of Moans. How clever. These sex toys are designed specifically to make your Jon Snow (or Night King) fantasies come true.

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Here are all the Game of Moans sex toys and the characters on the show that they were inspired by. The most popular GOT sex toy is the Longshaft, inspired by Jon Snow's Valyrian steel sword, Longclaw.

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Our favorite is the Night Kink, though, because it glows in the dark, just like we suspect the Night King’s dick does.

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There’s even a dragon dildo if a night with Drogon is what rocks your boat. Of course, dragon dildos are not anything new.

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You can get your very own Game of Thrones-inspired sex toys right now, on Geeky Sex Toys’ website.

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