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How to be an attention whore

How to be an attention whore

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Rules for making a scene

1. Personally introduce yourself to every human within reach (Hi, Daniel and Pablo from Madrid! 👋🏼)⁣

2. Drink until you’re confident enough that your choreographed dance skills will get you on “Dancing with the Stars.” 🕺⁣

3. Wear a shirt that literally reads WHORE and wonder the whole night why no one is putting their hands down your butt. 🍑 ⁣

4. Flirt with the security guard who was sent over to keep an eye on you. 👀 ⁣⁣
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5. Create a couples Grindr account and have your boyfriend find out when he reads this caption. 👯‍♂️⁣⁣
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6. When in doubt, start crying in public. 😭 ⁣⁣
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What happened when I became a Lady Gaga fan

What happened when I became a Lady Gaga fan

Polaroids from Pinecrest

Polaroids from Pinecrest